A Communist plot
This storm Ernesto, it's gotta be a Communist plot.
1. Ernesto is raising havoc with a great American tradition, the Labor Day weekend. Therefore, it's gotta be un-American.
2. Ernesto is the given name of Ernesto Guevara, better known to the world as Che. And we all know he was a Commie through and through.
3. Ernesto stopped by Cuba, but didn't do much damage there. Then it picked up momentum to whack the U.S. of A.
Therefore, Ernesto is a Communist plot.
I rest my case.
And you have a good Labor Day weekend.