Helping terrorists celebrate Ramadan

A precision guided humour assignment

How can we help the terrorists celebrate Ramadan?
1. Invite them to a pig-burning ceremony. You know how they've been about pigs lately. Tell them that we're going to ease their troubled minds by burning 'em all. Just don't tell them that they're the pigs we're going to burn.
2. Offer them the 72-virgin special. Then deliver with the largest caliber instrument you can utilize.
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And remember, Liberal, Kansas, needs our help.

UPDATE: Len at Rite Turn Only has incorporated this into the latest Big Blue Bash. Thanks, RTO.