Litany of the Bought

One of the songs in the Roman Catholic hymnal is the "Litany of the Saints". You may have heard it if you watched coverage of the funeral of Pope John Paul II.
Though I am quite sure that the anti-religionists among the Libranos would object, I offer you the official Librano version of this hymn, entitled "Litany of the Bought."
From the top:

Jackie Layton (bought by us)
The NDP (bought by us)
David Kilgour (bought by us)
Carolyn Parrish (bought by us)
Dalton McGuinty (bought by us)
Big city mayors (bought by us)
All these hypocritical heroes bought by us.

The CBC (bought by us)
Toronto Red Star (bought by us)
CTV (bought by us)
Globe and Mail (bought by us)
Global TV (bought by us)
Ottawa Citizen (bought by us)
All these hypocritical heroes bought by us.

This is a group participation thing. If you wish to add some more names to the Litany of the Bought, e-mail me at boborr4@earthlink.net. Credits will be given. (Can't pay you, though.)

--Free Canada!