Joe Quaffer, Conservative daredevil

Joe: Hi, I'm Joe Quaffer, Conservative daredevil. Today, I'm about to embark on a stunt that would daunt even the bravest of men. I'm going to sit down here at the computer and listen to a podcast from the most hideous, foul-mouthed leftist Web site on the planet.
(Joe sits down, in full stunt gear. Friends gather around. Joe clicks on the site.)
Sound from the computer: George Bush [bleeping noise]. The pope [bleeping noise]. [Bleeping noise...]
(Joe collapses. Friends rush up to him and pull out a Conservative Beer. Joe revives.)
Joe: Whew! That was close. Don't try this at home.
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