And now, a word from one of our non-sponsors...
Hello, I'm Dem. Dem O'Crat. Owner and proprietor of Dem's Diner here at the corner of Idiot Walk and Loser Lane here in Nowheresville.
We're proud of the fact that we are now open to serve you, the American sucker public, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Our breakfast special this week is the Hillary Waffle. No matter which way the wind is blowing, the Hillary Waffle will always be right there.
Check out our a la Kos menu. Our tables are arranged so that you are always served from the left. No right-wing diatribes here.
For those who like an adult beverage with their meal, Dem's Diner offers the Kennedy Room, with more than 150 varieties of whine... er, wine... for your pleasure.
Our most popular selection is the Bush Lied Concorde. It repeats and repeats without end.
Then, there's the Grand Impeach, with a stubborn taste that just won't go away.
And our Spanish-speaking customers love the Nocom Prendo, a wine that will leave you baffled by everyday English.
Taxes are never included in the prices on our menu. We hit you with them on the way out, after it's too late.
We don't take reservations here at Dem's Diner, but you can always call ahead to see how long you'll have to wait to feast on such delicacies as the Pelosiburger, made out of the finest tofu; Chicken Kerry, smothered in ketchup; Roast Byrd; and more.
Just call us at Dem's Diner at 1-999-BUSHLIE.
That's the truth.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled ripoff.