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Now, the latest Solid Gold #1 Hit in British Columbia, from Hurl Maggot, it's "Druggie from Vancouver"!

We smoke lots of marijuana in Vancouver;
We love our drug-filled high society.
We take a crap in the middle of the main street;
To us, that’s livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an druggie from Vancouver,
A place where getting high is such a ball.
We con the politicians into helping,
And the next high’s still the biggest thrill of all.

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We just pump the cash and then go screw;
They‘re gonna give us government bordellos,
With ladies who know what the f*** to do.

I'm proud to be an druggie from Vancouver,
A place where getting high is such a ball.
We con the politicians into helping,
And the next high’s still the biggest thrill of all.

Ripping tourists is still in style for boosting cash flow;
Because the cops, you know, they won't be seen.
We make hockey look like playing patty-cake;
If you cross us when we’re down, we get real mean.

I'm proud to be an druggie from Vancouver,
A place where getting high is such a ball.
We con the politicians into helping,
And the next high’s still the biggest thrill of all.

We still use our needles down at the courthouse,
In Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, eh?

(With apologies to the great Merle Haggard)