Monday, November 14, 2005

In God he doesn't trust, so...

Noted American atheist/publicity hound Michael Newdow has opened a new front in his War on the Terror of Religion.
Now, as Jay at Stop the ACLU reports, Newdow is going to file a suit to remove the phrase "In God We Trust" from all U.S. currency.
Scary part 1: Newdow lives (and will no doubt file his suit) in the 9th Circuit, the most obscenely socialist judiciary this side of Beijing. This increases his chances for success exponentially.
Suggestion for bumper sticker: In God We Trust, In Michael Newdow We Don't.
Suggestion for resolution: Newdow gets his way, but has to pay the cost for (a) minting each and every one of the new coins required; (b) printing each of the gazillions of paper currency required for his project; (c) pay for replacing all of the currency each of us as U.S. citizens now possesses.
Put up or shut up, Michael, you hemorrhoid.