French riots: It's Bush's fault
Paris is surrounded by rioting Muslims.
And, of course, it's George W. Bush's fault.
"He found out about our little plan to unseat him and is taking his revenge," said Jean-Jacques Strappe, a spokesman for the French Ministry of Surrender.
But a Muslim said it's no more than doing a favor for someone who did Muslims a favor.
"We owed the U.S. one for saving our brothers in Bosnia," declared Muammar Khadaffy Duck, a spokesman for the rioters. "What better payback than to dump on the double-dealing dhimmis in France?"