The patriotism of the Mainstream Media

A precision guided humour assignment

Make no mistake about it, the Mainstream Media is patriotic.
Just as sure as Glenn Reynolds is an evil puppy-blender, the Mainstream Media is patriotic.
They salute their flag proudly every day when they enter their alcoves.
They recite the Pledge of Allegiance with unquestioned fervor and know the words of The Star Spangled Banner as well as they know their own names.
They believe in their nation as strongly as anyone.
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Oh, sorry. I thought this was a Filthy Lie assignment.
Never mind.