College Choices 2005: The Bourassa School of Toxic Religion

THE BOURASSA SCHOOL OF TOXIC RELIGION
Many of the world's great religions have turned into toxicity with their hatred of the people who are attracted to the same sex. Here at the Bourassa School, you can learn all about their evil rantings and help to destroy them in the name of our God. You can also learn such skills as learning to cry at will when an opponent of the school's agenda criticizes same-sex marriage; learning to talk to lawyers who are willing participants in our school's noble cause; and learning to testify before sympathetic kangaroo courts which are enrolled in our cause. Our one true gay faith must be upheld; the others must be destroyed. By attending the Bourassa School, you will contribute to this great crusade.
TESTIMONIALS
"Heathens!" - A. Qaeda, Toronto
"I fully support the efforts of the Bourassa School." - M. Strong, Beijing and the United Nations
TUITION
Free to all who support the cause, even if they are currently members of a toxic religion.
CONTACTS
Write the Peephole Booths, X-Flix, Toronto and San Francisco
Call (899) GAYGOOD
E-mail 69@69.vog

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