College Choices 2005: The Durbin-Dean School of Advanced Delusional Thought

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THE DURBIN-DEAN SCHOOL OF ADVANCED DELUSIONAL THOUGHT
Liberal thought is far more complex than most Amerikans realize. It relies on the kind of mental gymnastics only the most trained of brains can negotiate. We at the Durbin-Dean School promise our students that they will be able to equivocate Auschwitz,the Gulags and Guantanamo without any difficulty. Professors Durbin and Dean are masters of the intellectually indefensible, and with guest lecturers such as Professor Kerry speaking on nuances and the Professors Clinton on bedroom rentals, our students will be well indoctrinated.
TESTIMONIALS
"These guys are better than LSD!" - T. Leary, deceased
"The Durbin-Dean School is perfect for a better Amerika." - J. Kerry, career deceased
"You can learn a lot from loonies." - D.P. Gumby, potted plant, deceased
"My spoonbending school should be as popular." - U. Geller, popularity deceased
TUITION
Tuition has yet to be fixed. However, it is likely to be free for all moonbats and up to $2 million for wingnuts.
CONTACTS
Write the DNC, Washington, D.C.
Call (899) WE-R-NUTS
E-mail wayouttahere@deliriumtremens.ci

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