College Choices 2005: The Mergentaler School of Criminal Justice

(third in a series)...

THE MERGENTALER SCHOOL OF CRIMINAL JUSTICE
It is a fact that if there are fewer people, there will be fewer criminals. Dr. Mergentaler has spent years researching this fact, including some time inside prisons, talking with criminals, to reach this determination. "It is the only guaranteed way to reduce crime," a spokesman for the doctor said. At the Mergentaler school, you will learn to recognize potential criminal embryos and eradicate them before they have a chance to pull their first heists. Endorsed by NARAL and Planned Parenthood.
TESTIMONIALS
Unfortunately, none of Dr. Mergentaler's "students" could be reached to comment.
TUITION
Approximately $430... generally paid by your insurance carrier. If not, Dr. Mergentaler will gladly discuss terms with you.
CONTACTS
Write the Dumpster behind the Holiday Inn, Fredericton, N.B.
Call (899) NOBABYS
E-mail abortionsrus@internationaldeathfactory.on

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