How to Scare a Liberal

The Conservative Party has been called "scary" by no less an authority than Paulie Librano, Prime Minister of the Joe Bananas Republic of Power Corp. Canada.
To prove his point, I will, in the next few lines, demonstrate many easy ways to scare a Liberal.
Say the word "responsibility." Say it several times. Liberals will react in horror.
Then say the word "honesty." Repeat it several times. You should see signs of incipient convulsions.
Then, after you have done that, begin a chant. "Responsibility. Honesty. Responsibility. Honesty."
Just one warning -- the Liberal may go into cardiac arrest. Make sure you have your cell phone on speed dial for 911.