Someone to root for...

...is Sgt. Peter Damon. He's suing corpulent schlockumentarian Michael Moore.
BOSTON (AP) - A veteran who lost both arms in the war in Iraq is suing filmmaker Michael Moore for $85 million US, alleging that Moore used snippets of a television interview without his permission to falsely portray him as anti-war in Fahrenheit 9/11.
This is a man to root for.