We need a Liberal Christmas

Time for another tune...

Haul out the goodies;
Put tax cuts up before
My spirit falls again.
Fill up the promises,
I may be rushing things,
But deck the halls again now.
For we need a Liberal Christmas
Right this very minute,
We can play our games,
And the Globe and Mail will spin it.
Yes, we need a Liberal Christmas
Right this very minute.
We need a Liberal Christmas now.

It hasn't snowed a single flurry,
But Paulie, dear, we're in a hurry;
So climb down the chimney;
Turn on the brightest string of lightsI've ever seen.
Serve the beer and popcorn;
It's time we hung some kickbacks
On that evergreen bough.
For I've grown a little leaner,
Grown a little colder,
Grown a little sadder,
Grown a little older,
And I need a little Martin
Sitting on my shoulder,
Need a Liberal Christmas now.

For we need Liberal music,
Need Liberal laughter,
Need Liberal singing
Ringing through the rafter,
And we need a little snappy
"Happy ever after"
Need a Liberal Christmas now.
We need a Liberal Christmas now!
For we need a Liberal Christmas
Right this very minute,
We can play our games,
The CBC will spin it.
Yes, we need a Liberal Christmas
Right this very minute.
We need a Liberal Christmas now.

Update: The Great Pumpkin has added this ditty to the Liberal Christmas Collection.