The alien of the blogosphere

A filthy lie assignment

Dear friends, Chris Muir, as talented as he is, has got it all mixed up.
Glenn Reynolds is truly the alien.
Consider the facts:
How can one person sort out thousands upon thousands of blogs each and every single day without some extraordinary powers, then unerringly provide links to many, many blogs?
It can't be done.
Then, you might ask, who is the human in Glenn Reynolds' house?
It is an unemployed anchorman whose fake, but accurate reporting cost him his gig.