Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Cindy's comin'

On Monday, protest moonbat Cindy Sheehan and several of her flock were arrested for blocking the sidewalk in Washington, D.C.
This will give her even greater credibility with the Stalinist-Maoist-left.
To the rest of us, it's just a pathetic attempt to extend her 15 minutes of fame.
But she won't give up.
And the Either Orr Marching Band and Medicine Show reminds us of that with "Cindy's Coming."

Cindy's comin'
Cindy's comin' (Cindy's a-comin')
Well you better hide your ears, your tender ears
Cindy's comin' and the cards say... insanity

Cindy's comin', get your earplugs
Cindy's comin', get your earplugs
Yo, Cindy's comin', you better hide
Yo, Cindy's comin', you better hide
Yo, Cindy's comin', you better hide
Yo, Cindy's comin', get your earplugs
You better, better get earplugs
Cindy's comin', better walk
Walk but you'll never get away
No, you'll never get away from the screech and the headache
I walked a thousand miles away
Everywhere I go though, Cindy's a-comin' (she walked in Crawford every day)
Cindy's comin' (she walked in Crawford every day)
Cindy's comin' and she's comin' to get'cha (she walked but... she walked but...)
You had just better pray (she walked in Crawford every day)
Cindy's comin' (hide it, hide it, hide it)
Yo, Cindy's comin', you better hide
Yo, Cindy's comin', you better hide
Yo, Cindy's comin', you better hide
Yo, Cindy's comin', get your earplugs (get ‘em)
You better, better get earplugs
Cindy's comin', better walk
Walk but you'll never get away
No, you'll never get away from the screech and the headaches
I walked through Katrina’s devil rays
Everywhere I go though, Cindy's a-comin' (she walked in Crawford every day)
Cindy's a-comin' (she walked in Crawford every day)
Cindy's a-comin' and she's comin' to git ya (she walked but... she walked but...)
Get down on your knees (she walked in Crawford every day)
Get down on your knees
No-no, no-no
Lord, I said no-no, no-no, no-no (hide it)
She can (hide it) hide it (hide it) You better (hide it) Somebody (hide it) You got to (hide it) Oh, my (hide it) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh


(adapted from the Laura Nyro song made a hit by Three Dog Night)

UPDATE: Counseling Kevin has taken Cindy a step further along the road with hilarious results. Go check it out!