Canada's Goodie Tour, Part II

Now that Justice Gomery up in Canada seems to think his final report is going to be delayed until February, the ruling Liberals are planning a rock'n'rollin' extravaganza to enliven the usually brutal Canadian winter.
It's going to have to be a top-notch tour, because the NHL is back and will be playing, along with all of the other hockey that Canadians know and love. So it'll be hard to get people's attention.
But watch them do it with... Spending Spree II.
You loved Spending Spree I, in which the Liberals promised all kinds of money for ideas sponsored by Canada's national Socialist party, the New Democratic Party.
Spending Spree II will dwarf Spending Spree I. Millions upon millions of dollars will be spent on putting more money into the pockets of Liberal advertising agencies and companies with deep connections to the ruling mob, including Bombardier, Magna and Power Corp.
Don't worry, friends, the goobers in Alberta will be forced to pay for it all.
Spending Spree II -- coming to a pickpockets' convention near you. Watch for it!