Monday, August 29, 2005

Not even in the face of a hurricane...

NEW ORLEANS -- Not even Hurricane Katrina can keep the Anti-Christian Libertines Union from its appointed rounds of persecution.
The ACLU chapter in Louisiana is considering taking action against New Orleans mayor C. Ray Nagin.
Sunday, before the hurricane struck land southeast of the home of Mardi Gras, Nagin was quoted in a wire service dispatch as saying "God bless us."
"We can't have that," said Lucifer Satanovich, an ACLU spokesman.
"God has nothing to do with whether we are spared or not. The mayor had no business invoking the name of a deity in which not everyone believes."
/satire off