Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Warning: This post isn't polite

This arrived in my e-mail today...

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Why do I think this isn't quite on the level?
P.S. I have a few ribaldities that I will share privately. Some visitors to this site may be offended by how ribald I am prepared to get with this one.

Pax.