Tuesday, April 11, 2006

An oldie but a goodie

Back in the days of President Peanut (aka Jimmuh Cahtah), we had a little trouble with Iran. Four hundred-plus days of hostage-taking, to be exact.
Now, we're having more problems with the Ayatollahs Ho-Ho-Kus.
It's time to act.
And we dedicate this song to what needs to be done...

Ah, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran
Oh bomb Iran, that’s the plan
bomb Iran
We got to get the ayatollahs
before they get us first now
bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran

Nukes at a glance; Europe’s in a trance
Iran‘s got the bomb, so we’ve gotta take a chance
and bomb Iran, bomb Iran
That’s the plan
Bomb Iran

We got to get the ayatollahs
before they get us first now
bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran


bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran

bomb Iran, that’s the plan
bomb Iran
We gotta get the ayatollahs
Before they get us first now
bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran


Tried the U.N.
They’re girlie-men
Tried Europe, too
But we knew they wouldn’t do it
bomb Iran, bomb Iran
That's the plan
Bomb Iran
That's the plan
We gotta get the ayatollahs
Before they get us first now
bomb Iran
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran


bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran
bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran
bomb Iran
That's the plan
bomb Iran
We got to get the ayatollahs
Before they get us first now

bomb Iran
Bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran


(hat tip to the Beach Boys)