Friday, January 13, 2006

An ad for the Liberal Party of Canada (Part 2)

Based on the premise that the Liberals are the only party offering "real Canadian values," we offer -- free of charge -- these quickie 15-second ads...
---
Paul Martin uses private health care.
In Canada.
Jack Layton uses private health care.
In Canada.
We're not making this up.
They don't want you to use private health care.
In Canada.
Real Canadian values.
---
Paul Martin's family company builds ships.
In China.
Not in Canada.
Paul Martin's family company pays taxes.
In Barbados.
Not in Canada.
We're not making this up.
Real Canadian values.
---
Insider trading.
In Canada.
False representation in order to gain government contracts.
In Canada.
Skimming from various government funds.
In Canada.
We're not making this up.
Real Canadian values.
---
The tag line for each of these ads would be: Paid for by the Canadian taxpayers with money skimmed by the Liberal Party of Canada.