The Martin-Layton meeting

Canada's prime minister, Paul Martin Jr., met today with the leader of Canada's far-far-left national Socialist party, Jack Layton of the NDP.
We have the inside dope on what actually happened.

PM: Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
JL: What you say?
PM: Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
JL: Woah Paulie, oh Paulie, don't treat me so mean,You're the meanest PM that I've ever seen. I guess if you say so I'd have to pack my things and go.
PM: That's right. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
JL: What you say?
PM: Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
JL: Now baby, listen Paulie, don't ya treat me this way. Cause you'll be back on your knees some day.
PM: Don't care a lick 'cause it's understood you ain't got no power and you just ain't no good.
JL: Well, I guess if you say so I'd have to pack my things and go.
PM: That's right. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
JL: What you say?
PM: Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
JL: Well...
PM: Don't you come back no more.
JL: Uh, what you say?
PM: Don't you come back no more.
JL: I didn't understand you
PM: Don't you come back no more.
JL: You can't mean that
PM: Don't you come back no more.
JL: Oh, now baby, please.
PM: Don't you come back no more.
JL: What you tryin' to do to me?
PM: Don't you come back no more.
JL: Oh, don't treat me like that
PM: Don't you come back no more.

Adapted with only minor changes from the great Ray Charles song.