Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Some people are so thick

It now appears that the London blasts were the work of murder-suicide bombers.
The Islamokillers don't seem to run out of these types, do they?
It boggles the mind, especially when you realize that these guys are told beforehand that they're going to hell, yet they still strap on the explosives and blow themselves and others to smithereens.
Why do I say they're told they're going to hell?
Well, Osama Looney Bin Laden, al-Zarqawi and their ilk are promising these souls 72 virgins, courtesy of Allah, when they arrive at their final destination. Why 72? Who knows? Maybe there's some significance in 72 that I'm missing.
But these folks are buying into it.
There's only one small problem.
The murder-suicide bombers are not going to be in a position to do a thing with any of the 72.
You see, they're dead.
And dead men don't have sex.
When you die, you are no longer a corporal being. You become a spirit. Spirits don't have sex. So having 72 virgins at your disposal and no means to satisfy your primal urges is hell, isn't it?
There is, of course, the possibility that you could undergo reincarnation... but I believe that only applies to Shirley MacLaine, who in her next life will return as a moonbat. (Oh, you say she's one now? Never mind.)
Also, the way Osama, al-Zarqawi, etc. present Allah don't exactly put Allah in the most positive of lights. They make him out to be some sort of sexual procurement agent (translation: pimp).
I would tend to think that Allah should not be quite so sexist. After all, there are female murder-suicide bombers, too.
And what good would 72 virgins do them?