No thanks

In my in-box this evening arrived this little ditty...
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First off, I don't drink bottled water -- the tap is good enough for me. Also, I don't go to movies, so I don't consume movie popcorn. Pop Secret or Orville are good enough for me. And gourmet muffins? Come on. Give me a good cornbread muffin and I'm happy as a lark.
And that latte comment? I don't know a frappuchino from a cappuchino from a Capobianco (I do know a Capobianco; he runs a store up near the homestead.). I drink maybe 10 cups of coffee a year, black with sugar.
Needless to say, I won't be responding to this advert.
And I will be reporting this as spam to my ISP.