Friday, April 15, 2005

a whale of a good time

Seems that there's a beluga whale in the Delaware River above Philadelphia.
TV reports indicate that the whale is from Quebec.
Could it be that the whale is trying to hide from the Liberal organized crime family? Does this whale carry some of Godfather Paul's secrets? Or maybe Godfather Chretien's secrets? Does it think that hiding in New Jersey is a safe bet?
Stay tuned.